The rare appearance by the Apple CEO produces a few more pithy quotes than you would usually hear on an earnings call. Here are a few...

Steve Jobs the Apple CEO and icon will be played by Jeff Bridges of "The Big Lebowski" and recently "Iron Man".

Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple had been rushed to the hospital due to a heart attack. The report was submitted to CNN by an iReport, which is the reporting of news by civilians. Apple's stocks have dropped to an 18-month low because of the news of Steve Jobs's heart attack.

Apple denies Friday’s internet report about Steve Jobs having a heart attack. CNN’s iReport says Apple CEO Steve Jobs has been taken to the emergency room after a heart attack.

Apple CEO Steve Jobs is in Europe, visiting European Competition Commissioner Neelie Kroes in Brussels yesterday, and no doubt dropping down the road to Paris, France to take a look at what remains of Europe’s largest Apple trade show, Apple Expo, which now features everyone, but Apple (maybe we'll see a surprise announcement?).

Steve Jobs's hot temper is as notorious as it is well-documented. The Apple CEO parks in handicapped spots. He'll fire employees in a tantrum. But more fearsome yet is Jobs's indifference. Even calm, calculated words can shrivel his underlings' spirits. He's created a cold atmosphere at Apple headquarters in Cupertino.

Steve Jobs, iconic Apple CEO, reportedly likes to park in spots reserved for disabled people! Leander Kahney reports in 'The Times' that Steve is 'clever but heartless and arrogant!' Yikes! No Digg Chrissy card for sweet Leander Huh!?

A New York Times columnist reported Saturday that Steve Jobs' health problems "amounted to a good deal more than 'a common bug,' they weren't life-threatening."

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Apple Inc CEO Steve Jobs, who has been dogged by investor concerns about his health, does not have recurrent cancer or a life-threatening health issue, The New York Times reported on Saturday.

Apple's handset gets 3G, GPS, tons of new apps, all for $199.